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the-cupcakerie:

Cars Cupcakes

((This is made of so much win XD))

the-cupcakerie:

Cars Cupcakes

((This is made of so much win XD))

mrsbernoulli:

Mattel Disney Pixar CARS 2 Diecast: Victor Hugo – The UGO is silent
Victor Hugo has arrived in Case D only his name is now just Victor H.
The Top 10 reasons for the change?
10) The nameplate designer had an interview with Spinmaster so no time to type in three more letters.
09) Victor Hugo’s (the writer’s) great, great, great, great, great grand kids might sue. It’s not like if you say the words Victor Hugo to American High School students, you’ll be met with bored indifference.
08) His full name of Victor H. Christ might be NSFW?
07) The package designer hated the Hunchback of Notre Dame so no tribute to the writer.
06) HUGO might be one of those newfangled text shortcut words that would offend nuns, Teamsters and rumspringa Amish.
05) The country of Yugoslavia might re-form as a country to sue for besmirching the name of their national car company.
04) If you look closely, it’s not really an H but a vertical bar over a double L square – clearly Masonic – to the Illumanti!
03) There will be variant nameplates where his name is spelled out.
02) They just don’t give a darn?
And the Number One reason?
01) They just don’t give a damn?

((What kind of crap is that? I think we should sick the Serbian Mafia cars on whoever decided on this XD))

mrsbernoulli:

Mattel Disney Pixar CARS 2 Diecast: Victor Hugo – The UGO is silent

Victor Hugo has arrived in Case D only his name is now just Victor H.

The Top 10 reasons for the change?

10) The nameplate designer had an interview with Spinmaster so no time to type in three more letters.

09) Victor Hugo’s (the writer’s) great, great, great, great, great grand kids might sue. It’s not like if you say the words Victor Hugo to American High School students, you’ll be met with bored indifference.

08) His full name of Victor H. Christ might be NSFW?

07) The package designer hated the Hunchback of Notre Dame so no tribute to the writer.

06) HUGO might be one of those newfangled text shortcut words that would offend nuns, Teamsters and rumspringa Amish.

05) The country of Yugoslavia might re-form as a country to sue for besmirching the name of their national car company.

04) If you look closely, it’s not really an H but a vertical bar over a double L square – clearly Masonic – to the Illumanti!

03) There will be variant nameplates where his name is spelled out.

02) They just don’t give a darn?

And the Number One reason?

01) They just don’t give a damn?

((What kind of crap is that? I think we should sick the Serbian Mafia cars on whoever decided on this XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

roadside-assistance:

did-you-kno:

Source



LOL posted for Siddeley reference
(Yes, Isaacs voices Siddeley, as well as Leland Turbo X3)

((WHAT? How did I not know this?? XD No wonder I love Leland so much XD Must go watch 2 now and listen for him…. <3))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

roadside-assistance:

did-you-kno:

Source

LOL posted for Siddeley reference

(Yes, Isaacs voices Siddeley, as well as Leland Turbo X3)

((WHAT? How did I not know this?? XD No wonder I love Leland so much XD Must go watch 2 now and listen for him…. <3))

lilpinkcoupe:

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

So there was just a commercial on for McDonald’s frozen strawberry lemonade.

It consisted of a talking lemon, going on about how life is good and etc.

And ended with “The simple joys of being a lemon.”

I found it much funnier than I think it should have been. X3

/thought of Vladimir/Victor/other Lemon family members

I heard that commercial on the radio, too! And it also made me immediately think of the Lemons from Cars 2! :) 

There was also something about being proud when someone “calls an exploding TV a lemon” that made me smile XD

((I saw this commercial on TV yesterday and had the same reaction XD Don’t you love what these movies have done to us? XP

Long live Lemons!)) 

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

blackstone-river:

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

ASDHDGASH HAHA
What? WHAT?
(My senior year in high school, our prank was getting two guys from the football team to pick up our English teacher’s smart car ^ and turn it sideways in the parking spot so he couldn’t leave until someone on either side of him left XD)

…that actually HAPPENS, and not just in Mentos commercials?!

Cheaper than towing it, I guess?
XD 

((&#8230;Why was my first thought that I can see Zundapp in this situation..? XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

blackstone-river:

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

ASDHDGASH HAHA

What? WHAT?

(My senior year in high school, our prank was getting two guys from the football team to pick up our English teacher’s smart car ^ and turn it sideways in the parking spot so he couldn’t leave until someone on either side of him left XD)

…that actually HAPPENS, and not just in Mentos commercials?!

Cheaper than towing it, I guess?

XD 

((…Why was my first thought that I can see Zundapp in this situation..? XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

mrsbernoulli:

I have all those plushies!!
I’d have that costume too if it came in my size. XD

FFFFFFFFFF-
FILLMORE
WHAT THE F-
/cries I want the Fillmore &lt;3333

((WTF They DO Make Fillmore, omg. XD
..Guido&#8217;s trying to escape and Luigi&#8217;s cheering him on XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

mrsbernoulli:

I have all those plushies!!

I’d have that costume too if it came in my size. XD

FFFFFFFFFF-

FILLMORE

WHAT THE F-

/cries I want the Fillmore <3333

((WTF They DO Make Fillmore, omg. XD

..Guido’s trying to escape and Luigi’s cheering him on XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

amyscrazyworld:

What are you lookin’ at!?! XD

This could be Snotty’s brother..?

((I find it scary how all of you always have the same reaction I do XD I literally thought BOTH of those two responses up there before I read them XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

amyscrazyworld:

What are you lookin’ at!?! XD

This could be Snotty’s brother..?

((I find it scary how all of you always have the same reaction I do XD I literally thought BOTH of those two responses up there before I read them XD))

mrsbernoulli:

Mattel when did you release this!?!

((Hahaha, how epic is that? Omg XD))

mrsbernoulli:

Mattel when did you release this!?!

((Hahaha, how epic is that? Omg XD))

mrsbernoulli:

blackstone-river:

mrsbernoulli:

The Cars monorail Vinylmation are definitely weird but I broke down and bought Chick because well it’s Chick. :3

I… I gotta say, this might be too weird for me. O_o

How could they turn Chick’s magnificent face into a POINTY CONE?! Chick is a sex machine because he is NOT pointy!!

This is so true. Why they made them monorails I’ll never know but of all the characters he really does look the best. Believe me I won’t be buying any of the other characters…not even Franny. Chick is my weakness! X)

His mustache makes it look like he’s a pencil. XD

((I love that you say that because my first thought was “why is Chick a pencil?” XD This is very weird, but… it’s Chick, so I would probably wind up buying it…. XD))

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

mrsbernoulli:

redneckamericanprincess:

lifeisahighway-oldroute66:

mrsbernoulli:

wolfofthemoon:

kawaii-kastle:

Fillmore and Sarge!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/88639037/fillmore-and-sarge-earrings

Shoot, these exist?

I’d wear these! :)

Squinkies?

They look like they were made out of Squinkies, seriously. Morgan was gonna do that too. X3

I agree, they look like Squinkies. Might be like the “custom” magnets and Christmas ornaments that are slightly modified diecasts, as seen on eBay. Not that these don’t make good earrings!

I just checked, and yup they’re Squinkies. This is a pretty good use for them since they don’t all fit in the Globie dispenser. Disney make Chick Hicks, pretty please. X)

Most of the Squinkies I’ve found are Cars 2-related, since the whole “Squinky” thing is relatively new. Though they do have Doc Hudson, so maybe there are others. X3

((AHH Someone stole my idea! XD Although using Fillmore and Sarge is a cute idea X3 I was gonna by another pack with Doc in it and make Doc earrings xD My only issue is that I kind of want at least one that I don’t modify, sooo…. XD

Could easily do Franny, I have I think four of him XD He’s in every bloody pack I got and he’s got the same face in all of them.. XD I mean  have four Lightnings, but at least three of them are different XD))